Christmas v.s the fourth of July

"Hello and welcome to our main event. Today is a battle between two holidays. So without further interruptions lets introduce our two holidays. In the left corner we have the jollyness of hollyness is CHRISTMAS! In the right corner we have american revolution THE FOURTH OF JULY!So now that we've introduced our fighters LET'S GET READY FOR THE HOLIDAYS.

"Allright Christmas I'm gonna knock the jollyness out of you". Said July. "What makes you say that". " Well for starters my fireworks will knock you off your feet". " Oh Christmas takes a powerful blow". Said the announcer. " Wait Christmas is getting up!"

" Allright July I'll admit you're the real deal. But can you stand my Christmas cheer". "Fourth of July takes a powerful shot and is on his back".

" Ding , ding" "That's the end of the first round and man that was a fight to the finish". While in their corners the fighters were getting a little pep talk. " Allright Christmas listen up you can bring more cheer than this guy". Said coach. "July knock the jolly out of him". Said the other coach. " Allright fighters please re-enter the calendar."

"Allright July this time I'm gonna knock your weeks off".said Christmas. " Good googly moogly July is on his back after that ferocious punch". said the announcer. " He is back on his feet but sadly it is the end of the fight!" The judges have just informed me it is a draw." Shake hands fighters. See you next time on UHC.

How To Get In Trouble

The Riding Expierence

"Dad can we ride our bikes today"?

"Hmm, sure why not".

So then I woke up my brother and sister. We all got our clothes on, loaded our bikes in the trunk and were ready to go. We all got in the car and went to the gas station to get some air in our tires.

We then drove to the empty parking lot. Unloaded our our bikes and zoom, my brother and sister were off. Just my luck, as soon I got on I fell off.

We all rode for a while and then disaster struck. My brother was speeding around a corner when zip he fell off his bike. therefore skinning his knee.

My dad ran over to see what was all the ruckus and saw my brothers knee. He told my brother to stay calm and told all of us to get in the car. So we drove home and got him a band-aid. Before my brother went to bed I said "Good night sleep tight don't let the bed bikes bite". He didn't like it but he managed to make a faint smile before he went to sleep.